How to Hide Lumps and Bumps

Lumps and bumps! No matter where they appear on our bodies – be it our tummys, backs, hips, thighs or arms – they are universally hated by women.

We know from experience that the vast majority of women instinctively try to hide lumps and bumps by wearing voluminous cover-ups, and that is fine for days when you just want to be comfortable. But don’t we yearn to occasionally wear a dress that also displays our wondrous female figure – something body hugging, slinky and sexy?

The answer to this dilemma is to reach for the ruching. Go all out on the gathers. Don the drape! Strategically placed draping works to confuse the eye so that nobody can tell what is artful folds of fabric and what is just folds of flesh! It’s a trick that Susannah uses all the time.

Get inspired! We’ve searched online to find some of the slinkiest drapery in the shops right now:

3 Comments

  • Reply May 8, 2014

    jeremy joe

    Hi very sexy and Beautiful Susannah Constantine thank you i am such a Big fan of Her. keep Your Curves Susannah and Look after Yourselves Trinny and Susannah thank you. i also Really like Jane Russell the Pin up thank you

  • Reply August 16, 2014

    jeremy joe

    Hi very sexy and Beautiful Susannah Constantine thank you i am such a Big fan of Her. keep Your Curves Susannah You are a Real Babe. i have such Big erection dysfunction i am so pleased i have found You best wishes from jeremy

  • Reply March 21, 2016

    Alexa Stieger

    Hi trinny and Susannah

    All I can say is that I’ve watched many of your shows and my daughter who has lived in the UK for the past 8 years. Long story short. She turn 34 this year, but her entire life she has dressed classic tailored conservative. She trusts you Trinny like no one before or after you. She is extremely self conscious, shy, introverted. She generally trusts no one, that i promise you. Its scary that she trusts no one, and she is desparate to be shown a younger fresher style for her body shape, which is not too revealing but which is more age appropriate.

    Bottom line is, do you offer such a service in a private capacity?
    She is desperate!

    Please let me know what you offer if anything.

    Many thanks and kind regards
    Alexa Stieger

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